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By Hedy
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話說拉麵店聽了顧客黃先生的建議後,將店名改為「正宗博多白湯手工拉麵」。
客人A:「老闆,給我一碗粗捲麵的博多白湯拉麵。」
老闆:「不好意思,我們只有賣細麵的博多白湯拉麵。」
客人A:「那你店名為什麼不寫清楚改成『博多白湯細拉麵』?害我白跑一趟。」
老闆:「……」
等到老闆改好店名「正宗博多白湯手工細拉麵」
客人B:「老闆,給我一碗有機豬熬的博多白湯細拉麵。」
老闆:「……」
場景轉換至台北某巷子掛著「麵」的小攤子。
客人C:「老闆,給我一碗魚翅煨麵。」
老闆:「不好意思,我們只有陽春麵、乾麵……」
客人C:「那掛什麼『麵』的招牌,我還以為你什麼麵都有賣。」
老闆:「……」
隔兩天,客人C再度光顧「麵」的小攤子。
客人C:「老闆,給我一盤廣州炒麵。」
老闆:「不好意思,我們只有陽春麵、乾麵……咦,你不是上次那位客人嗎?我記得之前
有跟您說只有賣這些。」
客人C:「我知道,我是想吃廣州炒麵,也知道這邊兒沒賣,但我不滿你門口掛著『麵』,
卻沒賣所有麵。」
老闆:「……」(心想:不是牆上貼著這麼大張的菜單嗎?你瞎了不成?)
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客人A:「老闆,給我一碗粗捲麵的博多白湯拉麵。」
老闆:「不好意思,我們只有賣細麵的博多白湯拉麵。」
客人A:「那你店名為什麼不寫清楚改成『博多白湯細拉麵』?害我白跑一趟。」
老闆:「……」
等到老闆改好店名「正宗博多白湯手工細拉麵」
客人B:「老闆,給我一碗有機豬熬的博多白湯細拉麵。」
老闆:「……」
場景轉換至台北某巷子掛著「麵」的小攤子。
客人C:「老闆,給我一碗魚翅煨麵。」
老闆:「不好意思,我們只有陽春麵、乾麵……」
客人C:「那掛什麼『麵』的招牌,我還以為你什麼麵都有賣。」
老闆:「……」
隔兩天,客人C再度光顧「麵」的小攤子。
客人C:「老闆,給我一盤廣州炒麵。」
老闆:「不好意思,我們只有陽春麵、乾麵……咦,你不是上次那位客人嗎?我記得之前
有跟您說只有賣這些。」
客人C:「我知道,我是想吃廣州炒麵,也知道這邊兒沒賣,但我不滿你門口掛著『麵』,
卻沒賣所有麵。」
老闆:「……」(心想:不是牆上貼著這麼大張的菜單嗎?你瞎了不成?)
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